WOMEN: We need = I want Do what you want = You'll pay for this later I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron and You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN: I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage I love you = I'd like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.Ĭongratulations to KPTL on its 50th anniversary, May 12. Mel Rappaport sent us some definitions of woman's and men's English. Jeb Bush of Florida has signed the bill that allows you to protect yourself with guns in case you deem your life is threatened. so, somewhat chastened, he puts on his clothes, goes out into the rain and yells, "Hey buddy, do you still need a push?" "Yes, please," comes the reply. She reminded him that a few weeks ago someone had helped them when they were in a bind. His wife asked him what that was all about and he told her. it's 3 o'clock in the morning," he says and goes back to bed. he opens the door to find a drunk standing in the pouring rain asking for a push. We got a great message from Mary Santomauro (who will now probably join us "down below") that said, "Do you know what they're calling Pope Benedict XVI? The German Shepherd. it was much appreciated by the "Cubettes" as they ate their way through last weekend's performances of "Bleacher Bums" at the BAC (one weekend left).
thanks to the Hall family for the delicious candy (even though it was left in a "plain brown wrapper" at Maizie's front door). and some ginko biloba (or whatever that memory herb is) to the nameless one (initials CD) so she won't repeat this trick the next time she goes shopping. Now a wonderful gentleman by the name of Jose Ramirez found the purse, called the demented one, and told her he'd turned it in to Safeway, just as she was frantically calling to cancel her credit cards, etc. Sometimes you know you're losing it when you leave your purse at Safeway, but remember to take your groceries home.